me at the family event: well actually gender is just a social construct and only exists as a lubricant for the Capitalist Machine
Taxi Cab - Vampire Weekend
Sorry I forgot that Muslim women only reproduce via ankle flashing
people who dont wet their toothbrush before using it are strange and should not be trusted
not much discussion of bagpipes on this web site
This deadass the funniest tweet ever.
Putting on makeup is such a spiritual experience I watch myself go from a 3 to a 9 right in front of my mirror I love it
no, if you are putting on makeup, I don’t care who you are or what you look like, you go from about a 10 to 1
keep talking shit you gonna go from a basic ass 2 to a 6-feet-under
I think that if they make abortion illegal, they should make men deserting women who they got pregnant illegal as well. Because if a woman can’t back out of a pregnancy a man shouldn’t be able to either.
you’re such a b**** (bagel)