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Would you date an Amish girl if she was thick?
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titytwochainz:

yeah cause i know she cant go thru my phone or she goin to hell

I’d probably do the same

my phone and my laptop is coming in tomorrow attention attention

im actually getting sick of reading 50 shades there is way too much sex i want to read a story i suppose i picked the wrong one

holybajongas:

overkoalified:

i tried to read the great gatsby then realized my reading level is 0 compared to that of the great gatsby i can’t read it

what?! if i can read it anyone can read it!!!!

f Scott is too hardcore for me sorry

50 shades of Grey is good so far but i haven’t gotten to the hardcore part

im going to try read 50 shades of grey and idk what to expect really besides erotic stuff but beyond that i just don’t know. update in the morning

generalbooty:

u ever get in a shower that has the water pressure of someone softly crying on u

gayhughhefner:

jmarietee:

lilith-not-eve:

Marrying young is not the end of my freedom. It means I want to travel and see the world, but with her by my side. It means I still like drinking in bars and dancing in clubs, but stumbling home with her at 2am and eating pizza in our…

i tried to read the great gatsby then realized my reading level is 0 compared to that of the great gatsby i can’t read it

candlemon:

rosaparking:

him: i love eating pussy

me: