soft pretzel factory

studying for biology made me realize how little i actually know about biology

royalty-of-ogien:

theinkedoctopus:

inkytomes:

fandomslutcakes:

jainz:

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do you think that if we get enough people caring about this we can get them to make a game? 

I’m not sure I could handle that honestly.

At first i reblogged this because it seemed cool, then I watched the video. Holy fuck. I mean, just hell, in 7 minutes I was so submerged int the story I almost cried. This needs to be something, a game, a movie, something.

That tore my heart out someone make this into something a game a movie ANYTHING

did u kno oxytocin is responsible for the contracting of the uterus

sweetpeche:

reblog for easter

friendlyneighborhoodgoth:

kenfucky:

THIS IS MY FAVORITE VINE

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

metrobussy:

releasings:

new haircut :)

see this selfie? none of us will have a selfie like this selfie. none of us are this man. none of us will ever post anything that gets as many notes as this selfie. oh, you have a hundred note selfie? cool. oh, you have a thousand note selfie? nice. but this guy? this guy’s got 44k notes on his selfie because he got a new fucking haircut. he’s been on every kind of blog. pale grunge, soft ghetto, comedy, fandom, all of them. none of us will ever have a selfie quite like this. we’re pathetic. we’re nothing, we graduate and get 50 notes on our selfies, he gets a new haircut, and he gets 44 thousand. who are we? nobody, that’s who.

metrobussy:

releasings:

new haircut :)

see this selfie? none of us will have a selfie like this selfie. none of us are this man. none of us will ever post anything that gets as many notes as this selfie. oh, you have a hundred note selfie? cool. oh, you have a thousand note selfie? nice. but this guy? this guy’s got 44k notes on his selfie because he got a new fucking haircut. he’s been on every kind of blog. pale grunge, soft ghetto, comedy, fandom, all of them. none of us will ever have a selfie quite like this. we’re pathetic. we’re nothing, we graduate and get 50 notes on our selfies, he gets a new haircut, and he gets 44 thousand. who are we? nobody, that’s who.

hardcorebrownie:

hardcorebrownie:

i am hungry

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thank you

studying for biology and i am not sure if any progress has been made

offsetshawty:

Girl: uhhhhhh I’ll take a coke
Server: alright and for you sir?
Me: nothin this hoe knew she was posed to get water w/ lemon nevermind tho we finna go thank you

gangstapayne:

the next ed sheeran album will be called minus. then divide. then he’ll hit him with a bit of the quadratic formula. the pythagorean theorem. slope intercept form. all the way leading up ed sheeran greatest hits: math u dont give 2 shits about

all caught up on the following now the wait till monday begins

my mom sees b.i.g. on the tv and she goes “mmmmm biggie smalls”