soft pretzel factory

quincythepigboy:

me at the family event: well actually gender is just a social construct and only exists as a lubricant for the Capitalist Machine

4,053 plays

e-scoltar:

Taxi Cab - Vampire Weekend

How do Muslim girls learn so much about sex :S
Anonymous

tasnimsmentalroadtrip:

Sorry I forgot that Muslim women only reproduce via ankle flashing

follovver:

people who dont wet their toothbrush before using it are strange and should not be trusted

OK sneakers it is

should i buy a pair of sneakers or a pair of toms this is serious question people respond

bebroom:

not much discussion of bagpipes on this web site

i want to buy sunglasses but i don’t have money to splurge someone donate

1000drawings:

Amanda Lanzone
stacksbreadup:

This deadass the funniest tweet ever.

stacksbreadup:

This deadass the funniest tweet ever.

vivianvivisection:

jonesdavid813:

h0llo:

Putting on makeup is such a spiritual experience I watch myself go from a 3 to a 9 right in front of my mirror I love it

no, if you are putting on makeup, I don’t care who you are or what you look like, you go from about a 10 to 1

keep talking shit you gonna go from a basic ass 2 to a 6-feet-under

unsaturated-mangravy:

I think that if they make abortion illegal, they should make men deserting women who they got pregnant illegal as well. Because if a woman can’t back out of a pregnancy a man shouldn’t be able to either.

whyamisospooky:

you’re such a b**** (bagel)

schrodingers-tribble:

notyour-sidekick:

deerpong:

there’s something very satisfying about buying office supplies but I’m not quite sure how to explain that feeling

the illusion of productivity

that’s it that’s the feeling