soft pretzel factory

spooky-sableye:

shadow-milotic:

torch-dick:

People who play Smash Bros. Without items are also the same people who eat unsweetened shredded wheat.

I personally dislike items. So. I guess I eat unsweetened shredded wheat.

I too enjoy unsweetened shredded wheat.

who the fuck uses items

notkatniss:

I’m so relieved that Quentin Tarantino is a filmmaker and not a serial killer

honestly the amount of jobs available for people who major in the arts doesn’t justify spending hundreds of thousands of dollars on a college degree like I understand this is your passion but it is going to be literally impossible for you to find a job like try and find a new way to channel your passions in a fashion that won’t leave you struggling for your whole life

tufts buddy goes on my tumble

reblogs her own selfies

we have our priorities in check

mylifeinbminor:

Chillin in Philly with the big sis last night

mylifeinbminor:

Chillin in Philly with the big sis last night

mylifeinbminor:

I’m so fancy.

mylifeinbminor:

I’m so fancy.

tamorapierce:

profeminist:

Finally, Nigeria’s Kidnapped Schoolgirls Are Coming Home
Photo: Some of the schoolgirls Boko Haram kidnapped in mid-April. 
"On Friday, Nigeria’s government announced it had reached a deal with Boko Haram to release the approximately 200 schoolgirls held captive by the Islamist terror group since April.
The agreement, announced by the country’s defense minister, also involves a cease fire between Boko Haram and Nigeria’s military. The government expects the terror group will not back out on the deal. “Commitment among parts of Boko Haram and the military does appear to be genuine,” an official with Nigeria’s security forces told Reuters Friday. “It is worth taking seriously.”
Boko Haram militants abducted more than 300 schoolgirls from Chibok boarding school in northern Nigeria in mid-April, sparking a worldwide outcry and propelling the group onto to the international stage for the first time. Over fifty of the girls escaped early on. The rest have remained in captivity ever since.”
As reported by Mother Jones 
AWESOME NEWS - this has been such a nightmare to follow, it is so great to hear the girls are being released!

Finally.

tamorapierce:

profeminist:

Finally, Nigeria’s Kidnapped Schoolgirls Are Coming Home

Photo: Some of the schoolgirls Boko Haram kidnapped in mid-April. 

"On Friday, Nigeria’s government announced it had reached a deal with Boko Haram to release the approximately 200 schoolgirls held captive by the Islamist terror group since April.

The agreement, announced by the country’s defense minister, also involves a cease fire between Boko Haram and Nigeria’s military. The government expects the terror group will not back out on the deal. “Commitment among parts of Boko Haram and the military does appear to be genuine,” an official with Nigeria’s security forces told Reuters Friday. “It is worth taking seriously.”

Boko Haram militants abducted more than 300 schoolgirls from Chibok boarding school in northern Nigeria in mid-April, sparking a worldwide outcry and propelling the group onto to the international stage for the first time. Over fifty of the girls escaped early on. The rest have remained in captivity ever since.”

As reported by Mother Jones 

AWESOME NEWS - this has been such a nightmare to follow, it is so great to hear the girls are being released!

Finally.

anthramen:

I have felt first-hand the very wrath of the Turkish ice-cream man.

hannahlaurahierseman:

Hi, My name is Junie B. Jones. The B. stands for Beatrice, except I don’t like Beatrice. I just like B. and that’s all.

learning Italian and I just did this for the pasta

I don’t fuck with lines

if u insult pokemon in front of me

u ded

college is a scam